"Hi, my name is Rex and I'm a WoW-coholic"
"Hi Rex"
"It's been five days since I last played WoW"
*Everybody claps*
"Thank you. Although, to be honest, I have the urge to log on the minute I step into my room today. I wish I can fight it."
"Yes, you can."
"WoW... has taken everything from me. Everything. Six months ago I even sold my kidney to pay for the monthly fees. And to buy stuffs from the farmers. I even sold the virginity of my anus."
Tears came out of Rex's eyes.
"It's okay. You're not alone"
"Yeah, we're here for you, Rex."
Rex took a deep breath before continued, "So, everything is starting to get better now. Thank you."
*Everyone claps*
"Hi Rex"
"It's been five days since I last played WoW"
*Everybody claps*
"Thank you. Although, to be honest, I have the urge to log on the minute I step into my room today. I wish I can fight it."
"Yes, you can."
"WoW... has taken everything from me. Everything. Six months ago I even sold my kidney to pay for the monthly fees. And to buy stuffs from the farmers. I even sold the virginity of my anus."
Tears came out of Rex's eyes.
"It's okay. You're not alone"
"Yeah, we're here for you, Rex."
Rex took a deep breath before continued, "So, everything is starting to get better now. Thank you."
*Everyone claps*
[No WoW Players are harmed in the writing of this blog post]
[Events and characters portrayed in this post are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental, except for that anus part.]
1 comment:
LOL
eD, you bastard. Using the edit function like that. I'll give you credit for that.
To honor this "victory" of yours, I'll just live it as it is.
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