Thursday, November 22, 2007

WoW-coholic Anonymous

"Hi, my name is Rex and I'm a WoW-coholic"

"Hi Rex"

"It's been five days since I last played WoW"

*Everybody claps*

"Thank you. Although, to be honest, I have the urge to log on the minute I step into my room today. I wish I can fight it."

"Yes, you can."

"WoW... has taken everything from me. Everything. Six months ago I even sold my kidney to pay for the monthly fees. And to buy stuffs from the farmers. I even sold the virginity of my anus."

Tears came out of Rex's eyes.

"It's okay. You're not alone"

"Yeah, we're here for you, Rex."

Rex took a deep breath before continued, "So, everything is starting to get better now. Thank you."

*Everyone claps*


[No WoW Players are harmed in the writing of this blog post]

[Events and characters portrayed in this post are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental, except for that anus part.]

1 comment:

rexxdelarocha said...

LOL

eD, you bastard. Using the edit function like that. I'll give you credit for that.

To honor this "victory" of yours, I'll just live it as it is.