Thursday, November 22, 2007

WoW-coholic Anonymous

"Hi, my name is Rex and I'm a WoW-coholic"

"Hi Rex"

"It's been five days since I last played WoW"

*Everybody claps*

"Thank you. Although, to be honest, I have the urge to log on the minute I step into my room today. I wish I can fight it."

"Yes, you can."

"WoW... has taken everything from me. Everything. Six months ago I even sold my kidney to pay for the monthly fees. And to buy stuffs from the farmers. I even sold the virginity of my anus."

Tears came out of Rex's eyes.

"It's okay. You're not alone"

"Yeah, we're here for you, Rex."

Rex took a deep breath before continued, "So, everything is starting to get better now. Thank you."

*Everyone claps*

[No WoW Players are harmed in the writing of this blog post]

[Events and characters portrayed in this post are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental, except for that anus part.]

1 comment:

rexxdelarocha said...


eD, you bastard. Using the edit function like that. I'll give you credit for that.

To honor this "victory" of yours, I'll just live it as it is.